your girl called me milk cuz your boy did her body good.

i am seriously in love with this person. he was in my dream last night for fuck's sake. yes, i rescued him from a sinkhole in the LA freeway and then yes, we fell in love. he's from DC and has that DC swag (hate that word but it's relevant) and accent that totally fuck me up. i'm a sucker for some district of columbia. not to mention a mind like this? really? best MC on the planet absolutely no joke or exaggeration. kanye's repetitive inflection and empty lyrics can step and hova has never wrote a rhyme with this much substance in his life.

fuck iraq hip hop i die now for. mmmmm.

seriously check this shit out. hasn't come off repeat in days. i heard his girl broke his heart this year sometime and i'm all about healing that shit up. get at me, wax. xo.

EDIT: upon rereading i realize that this sounds like some crazed fan dick riding, which it's not. i have no clue what this dude is like in person and don't pretend i could heal him up when i have no idea what happened or who he is. i'm just saying that fuck, from a distance it's hard not to fall in love with this kind of talent, heart, soul and energy. so that's what's up.

ahh the subleties of naked picture taking.

it's hilarious how i can absolutely tear apart a pic of myself. for example, the one above is good but my booty looks a little small and i think the nostrils are featured too heavily.

this one is good of the boobs but the way you can see my bony heel is kind of creepy in the background and i'm not that into the weird gaping mouth thing i've got going. and also i don't like the way my fingers look.

this one is actually okay, but but my left boob looks weirdly long.

man arm. no bueno. obsess much??? am i the only one who does this shit or is this hyper obsessive detail noticing behaviour totally insane?

also how is it possible that denis leary is so fucking hot in rescue me? how does a man with worse hair than donald trump, heinous bono sunglasses and gap tooth make me want to get thrown around a room like WHAT?