Sunday, December 20, 2009

do you ever go to a party and be super psyched because you're with your homegirls and you all look fly but you had to put some time into it but then after you are feeling great and having a great time someone shows up at the joint that looks EXACTLY like you WISH you looked and actually you DO look just like but only in your head and there's no chance of looking like them because your eyes are too small and your nose is too big and also your ethnicity is totally completely wrong basically?

but then you start to hang out and even thought the totally fine person you wish you looked like also has the singing voice you wish you had while they tear it up at guitar hero you start to realize that the person is only cool at first and then ultimately is super annoying because the perfect looks got them so god damned far in the ol game of life that they have the uber confidence that comes from never getting humbled because they have hot sexy looks but no actual game and no actual SUBSTANCE and then you are secretly happy at the end of the night when you realize that you would rather be yourself than anyone else because the only thing the person you wish you looked like has to say is that your hair is seriously awesome and that they need more red wine and that they basically just need attention no matter where it comes from or else POOF! DISAPPEARANCE.

yeah, me too.

4 comments:

liz said...

A very smart woman I know once told me "The more perfect people look on the outside, the more fucked up they are on the inside". I like to think of that whenever I'm envious of someone's, say, perfect bangs.

franki said...

oh i dunnoooo, i'd give up some substance for bigger eyes. ;)

Valency said...

BEST. Post. EVER. Amen.

annie said...

the best. Those girl are boring and all the same. Being interesting ALWAYS trumps being "perfect"