i recently wrote that lady gaga was somehow growing on me. i take it all back."I get all the symptoms of a pregnant woman," the 23-year-old star said. "I get headaches, I get tired, I get blurred vision sometimes during a really intense session with [design collective] the Haus [of Gaga]."
first of all, wow, how hard it must be to shoulder all that fame. i mean seriously, you don't even ask for the attention and it's just all poured on you for no reason!
secondly, there's a fucking Haus of GAGA coming? FUCK YOU. another one on the fucking Celebrity Clothing Line Bandwagon.
having money, interesting personal style, and celebrity do not give you automatic permission to start a clothing line. there are two key elements missing from the above list - the most important elements of all - and they are talent and training as a designer. Having an "intense session" with the people you hired to create your line is not the same thing as being a passionate and on point designer. you can put together a great (or bizarre, or whatever) outfit and sing and be a characature and be super charismatic and slightly mysterious all day all night, but for the love of god, do not think it grants you the right to turn out a painful and pretentious clothing line based only on the merit of your celebrity status. we'll leave the crazy famewhoring and pants-less outfits to you and your great (for a white girl) ass, if you promise to leave the designing to us, the people intensely passionate about expressing ourselves through our design so that you, the celebrity, can use our clothing to express yourself. see? it's a give give situation. don't get it twisted.
and really? REALLY? you get headaches after an INTENSE SESSION? please. it's designing clothing, not shock therapy.
***UPDATE (writers embarrassed note):
okay, sorry.
i just googled haus of gaga and found out that it is not a clothing line after all. it's actually the name for the team of designers who design and create all her clothing for tours and videos. and apparently they look at lada gaga "like a mother and daughter and sister, with pride and love," which you really can't hate on.
i truly apologize for my crazy diatribe and would like to instead have you read the above post but with your choice of Beyonce, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, or Jennifer Lopez in place of Lady Gaga. DO NOT add gwen stefani because L.A.M.B. shoes are dope as hell, and don't add Andre 3000 because he can do whatever he damn well pleases. Thanks for your time.
xo
la dick
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Andre 3000 sucks dick literally..
that's a stupid comment
so pointless. they got here by googling "andre 3000 blog" and have a whole blog dedicated to andre shit talking. (but posted this wack shit anonymously.) that's some next level haterating, texas.
also i don't care if andre sucks dick all day everyday, it doesn't change my opinion of him or the fact that he's a creative individual and a dope musician.
i would suck andre 3000's dick too if i was andre 3000.
wait that not right. regardless that's a good statement i think.
did i make any sense in that comment?
hahahahah
yes. Andre can do whatever the fuck he wants (myself included).
...sucking dick makes Andre even COOLER, so there. My best friend just admitted a newfound Lady Gaga obsession, but she was high when the "change" happened, so I'm not sure it counted. As for me, well, I'm not there. At all.
hahaahaha highwaisted! funniest comment ever.
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