you can give a bitch $500K a year in alimony but you can't buy her class.
i am a huge fan of fashion risk takers.
despite my best efforts i love lindsay's leggings-as-pants wearing ass. i heart rihanna and every pointy neon nail and rooster hair she's ever rocked. i love lady gaga and her crazy latex and Alexander McQueen outfits...wait a minute! latex and AMcQ shoes? didn't we see this already? we did! it was in the ENTIRE bad romance video. funny how kelis talks so much shit about bitches swagger jacking her shit, when in reality she's a camel toe having knock off of an entire video. she needs to leave the fashion risk taking to the experts and work on defrosting her animal hating heart.
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and don't get me started on that ridiculous grey horse tail.
Camel toe is never a good look, in my opinion. And mauve latex? Please. Tryyyyy, just a little bit harderrrrr...
I have this hope that the more we talk shit about her on the internets, the more likely it is she'll be informed or how everyone hates her for being a CRUEL, IGNORANT CUNT and will hopefully feel like a sack of shit or else resent everyone into into her own depression spiral.
FUCK KELIS, PASS IT ON, GOOGLE
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