i knew you would probably try to rip me off. you are a mexican car rental company, after all. it's in your nature. but when the check engine light came on today and we jacked the car up to look at the undercarriage, i certainly didn't expect to see a ghetto patchwork of epoxy and plasticina holding the transmission case and oil pan together. i also didn't expect to see that the front tire was about to blow out at any moment due to it being completely bald with metal threads fraying from around a forming giant hole.
you could say i'm a little disappointed in you. i was hoping, at the very least, that i would get a car that was safe to drive and you'd try to rip me off by saying that i fucked it up somehow. instead, i got a fucking patchwork deathtrap that i now have to pay to exchange.
get ready for the AMEX and USAA battle of your lifetime, dear mexican alamo car rental company.
best wishes,
la dick
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take em to the cleaners mamacita!!
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