also, it's gingerbread latte season and i'm all over it.
lately i have been in this weird, completely out of characteristic girly mode where i can't concentrate on work because i'm too busy searching kandee johnson youtube videos on teeth whitening and watching lady gaga videos. i added a justin timberlake station to my pandora. (i KNOW. but honestly, timbaland does all his beats, so how can you NOT be down?) and about lady gaga...i just can't help it, i like her. i was super surprised to hear her speak for the first time. i thought for sure she would be a brit. america just doesn't turn out characters like her. and have you seen photos of her before she was a crazy blond characature? just not the same. she's just like every other tanned italian bitch. but add some structured platinum hair, hook up the nose job, and remove the pants forever, and you have a lovable pop star creature. awesome. and yes, i know lady gaga is i tired and worn out subject.
hot:
but not the same as:
jesus, who am i? lady gaga is so last season yet here i am typing away about her.
also, coming soon, my "adventures in Methland" post. just call me The Cleaner.
lately i have been in this weird, completely out of characteristic girly mode where i can't concentrate on work because i'm too busy searching kandee johnson youtube videos on teeth whitening and watching lady gaga videos. i added a justin timberlake station to my pandora. (i KNOW. but honestly, timbaland does all his beats, so how can you NOT be down?) and about lady gaga...i just can't help it, i like her. i was super surprised to hear her speak for the first time. i thought for sure she would be a brit. america just doesn't turn out characters like her. and have you seen photos of her before she was a crazy blond characature? just not the same. she's just like every other tanned italian bitch. but add some structured platinum hair, hook up the nose job, and remove the pants forever, and you have a lovable pop star creature. awesome. and yes, i know lady gaga is i tired and worn out subject.
hot:
but not the same as:
jesus, who am i? lady gaga is so last season yet here i am typing away about her.
also, coming soon, my "adventures in Methland" post. just call me The Cleaner.
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