Friday, November 6, 2009
a warning.
ladies: if you are having a shower and halfway through you run out of your normal dr. bronners baby soap but still need to wash parts of your body including most importantly your vajay, do not substitute your Jason Organics Tea Tree Oil shampoo and think everything will be okay because soap and shampoo are basically the same thing. they are not the same thing. Fire Crotch no longer just means Lindsay Lohan.
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OH snap... tea tree oil burns like a motherfuck! I made jalapeno popppers from scratch this summer, thinkin' I was a badass now that we've lived in New Mexico for a while, not realizing that you really shouldn't clean 40 jalapenos without wearing gloves... My hands burned for 3 days!! Better than vag burn, though... hopefully it didn't last too long, lol...
shit. WORD TO THE WISE. same goes with eating a bunch of chili's jalapeno poppers right before or right after having your asshole brutalized. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
BAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHAHA fuckin vajayjay's always being so difficult.
HA! so fucking NEEDY those minges.
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